college aus that i’ve encountered already:

you almost hit me with your car au “yes i was jay-walking but the pedestrian ALWAYS has the right-of-way!”

i’m alone at the dining hall and scared to sit alone can i please sit here? au “oh thank god, i thought i was gonna look like an awkward freshman”

we’re both trying to get our wasted roommates back to our dorms au “i understand that you want taco bell, but you’re about to pass out and i will not be carrying you home tonight”

you yik-yakked about me au “s/o to the hottie in the red shirt in the third row of this history lecture”

please for the love of god teach me how to do my laundry au “hi, sorry to bother you, but do you know what fabric softener is? or where i’m supposed to put it?”

we both got locked out of our rooms so we’re waiting in the lounge for our roommates to come unlock the door au “why do the doors even lock automatically anyways?”


some specific marching band au tropes b/c there needs to be more of these

  • passed out on the first day of summer marching camp and woke up to you AU
  • fell asleep on you on the bus back from competition AU
  • left my flip folder at home so i have to keep looking over your shoulder to see yours AU
  • saw you when we switched officers with the other band in the second half and oh no they’re hot AU
  • double reeds lost in marching band life AU
  • wow the person i’m shadowing is really attractive AU
  • keep getting whacked in the face by a color guard member but at least they’re cute AU
  • making out behind the props AU


  • finds the other persons wallet on the street and goes on a quest to give it back au
  • the only two people at a bar rooting for the same football team au
  • dentist waiting room au (seriously that shit takes so long)
  • waiting for a flight that gets delayed au
  • street magician au
  • take the same bus every morning au
  • "stop talking during the movie i am trying to watch dick bag" au
  • having each other’s names on coke bottles and discovering it in the line to pay au

fic: speak now

pairing: Niall Horan/Harry Styles

rating: m

word count: 2100

summary: It’s been five years since Niall and Harry broke up. Which means for five years, Niall’s been pretending to not be in love with his best mate. Now that best mate is getting married tomorrow.

additional tags: infidelity

read on ao3


i will never understand ppl who dont like narry LIKE they’re so unproblematic and cute together they’re just guys bein dudes